There are so many things that intrigue me about this story. First of all, who would call the police to report tha you were robbed and all that was missing was 5lbs of bacon? No, they didn't take money, electronics, our cars, just the bacon. Second, the wife allowed her husband to call the police to report said bacon stolend, knowing that she had eaten it. That's pretty cold. Third, how was she able to eat 5lbs of bacon? I don't think I could do more than 1 or 1.5 lbs. Fourth, how did she get up in the middle of the night, and cook 5 lbs of bacon without her husband, or even the neighbors smelling it? Even when she came back to bed, wouldn't she reek of bacon? Unless she ate it raw, or snuck outside and cooked it on a camp stove. I just have to imagine that this isn't the first time that something has gone "missing" from their fridge. Maybe that's what set the husband off. He was tired of being victimized by this food bandit. Good Grief. (This article was taken from Failblog.org)
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